So, Winking Lizard Tavern. What gives? They’re not a fast food restaurant. Well, no. This isn’t really the kind of place you go for food, it’s more about the very large selection of beers with names I can’t begin to understand. But they still have fries. And I was here on Monday night with this weird thing called “friends”. So how were their fries? Pretty good. A smallish steak cut, with absolutely no salt. Well-cooked (as in the fries were soft on the inside, and not particularly crispy but still reasonable). Not terribly hot, the kind of thing that matters more at a restaurant where supposedly your food is cooked on the spot. Still, pretty good fries, and a good decision on the steak cut given you’re probably here to drink yourself into submission, not to eat food.

Location: 5th and Grandview Ave. (Location I went to): Also one on Bethel and Godown Road.

Sizes: Side. (One size)

Price: $2.25

Cut: Steak (though a smaller steak cut, not monstrously large fries).

Salt: Almost none.

Seasoning: None.

Other: Beer. Did I mention beer? Not for dip, but it does go pretty well with fries.