Okay, completely different angle taken here. Everybody knows the relative difference between fast food fries and restaurant fries. But given that I’m still a college student, one of the most likely places to get my fix outside of my own home is at the Ohio Union Cafeteria. And given that they’re school cafeteria fries, they aren’t bad. Straight cut, with a slightly wider than normal size. Little salt, with a significant amount of seasoning on them, which actually adds to the taste well. Very soggy though, and really they have no interesting taste outside of the seasoning. These are far from the worst or best cafeteria fries I’ve had.

Sizes: One size.

Price: $2.00

Cut: Straight, slightly larger than normal.

Salt: Light

Seasoning: Paprika (I think)

Other: Perfectly average cafeteria fries.

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