This is undoubtedly the best name of any place that serves french fries I’ve come across (French Fry Heaven is probably better, but there’s none near me, the closest is in Cleveland..) Given a glorious name that truly provides a window to the royalty that french fries should place in a just society, how were they to eat? The answer, not so great, sadly. The fries are somewhat thicker than average, about the high end of a straight cut, about a 6.5/10. The fries are lightly salted, and have no seasoning. None of this is an issue. The issue is that the fries were either undercooked or cooked at a wrong temperature. The interior of the fries were very rubbery, not flaky or soft like a good fry should be. It’s just a slightly uncomfortable eating experience when fries are bordering on hard on the inside. That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but these were not cooked properly. It’s always a risk with thicker fries, but if you’re gonna use fries like that, you gotta do them right. Price was $4, and the serving size was average for that price. Quite a bit of fries, but not a bucketfull or anything.

Price: $4

Salt: Light

Seasoning: None

Cut: Thick Straight