Okay, now this place is really fancy, and hip, and hipster, and all that stuff that normally drives me away. I went with a friend who lives down in this area, and likes to browse boutique coffee shops, and go clubbing, and generally act like a normal, urban person. That person… is not me. Which is why I got basically dragged here. But they did have french fries, and that was ultimately reason enough for me not to resist too much. How were they? As expected, the serving size was a bit small, for a place in the heart of the Short North, this isn’t grandma overflowing your plate here. Price was $3.50, for a normal fast-food styled paper holder. Which makes the serving size definitely small, but not quite obnoxiously so. Thickness is a 4/10, and crispiness is a 5.5/10, both perfectly within normal bounds. Light salt, but this is barely noticeable behind the fairly intense seasoning, quite similar to Rally’s seasoning, but stronger and it lingers more on the tongue. Fries were very hot and fresh, and even despite the seasoning being a bit too much, I get the feeling other people would appreciate it a lot. And the fries were still very good, and definitely cooked properly, like a place like this should be doing.

(Apologies: picture is not great quality)

Price: $3.50

Salt/Seasoning: Light Salt, strong seasoning, though not exactly a huge amount.

Cut: Straight